6 Inches Dick for Sale

look what my roommate got. She got a dick as a present for their trainer's birthday.

Halo-Halo or Banana con Yelo?

Certifyd Maldita was craving for something cold and sweet, so we went to Razon’s Filipino Restaurant since her officemate have mentioned that they have real good Halo-Halo.

We ordered a meal and ordered the regular halo-halo with extra leche flan.

When it was served, I got confused. It didn’t look like halo-halo to me. I thought that maybe the waiter served us the order for another table. So, I innocently and confusingly asked,

Me: Excuse me, is this halo-halo or banana con yelo?

Waiter: Halo-halo maam.

Me: Huh?! So, what are the ingredients of your halo-halo?

Waiter: Banana, macapuno, milk, ice and leche flan                          

We got disappointed. It sounded and looked more like Banana con Yelo to us. It tasted good though, it tasted real good for a special banana con yelo. Seriously, the local snack house in our small town has way better halo-halo with more ingredients mixed for only 35php.  

Dear Pantene PH

Dear Pantene PH,

We dont throw away hair ponytails, we throw away hair  scrunchies..

ponytail is the hairstyle while the scrunchy is the band to tie your hair

your fb relationship status

do people really follow your relationship status?.. have you noticed that everytime you change relationship status in facebook, you can hoard comments.. lol..

try changing your relationship status in facebook even if its not for real and you will get a lot of comments..



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pronunciation of Porsche

who doesnt know the car/automobile company Porsche? most of us knows but not everyone of us knows the right pronounciation of Porsche...
a lot of people mispronounced it as Porsh, but the right pronounciation is actually "Porsh-uh"Porsche is actually a last name, the company was established by Ferdinand Porsche in Stuttgart, Germany in 1930..

now, that was a little trivia for you.. :)

got tan lines

is it just me or the sun has been really damaging nowadays...
i havent really been feeling the sun lately.. i used to work at night and sleep all day and during my off i go to the mall... and when i resigned i havent been going out...

anyway, its just that this mornin, me, my dad and my niece went to the beach to take a swim.. just for a morning exercise.. my niece was excited that i was awaken by her voice.. and she was telling me if i want to go.. of course i want to go.. i also need exercise you know.. lol

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social sites got a new dress

i havent visited the other social networking sites i have joined for a while now.. yeah, i am actually everywhere, friendster, hi5, perfspot, tagged, fanbox, facebook, myspace, yuwie, name it i probably got it... lol

anyway, i was hooked with friendster but then eventually moved to facebook.. everybody seems to move in facebook...

i seldom open my friendster nowadays...

so i tried to check my Hi5 account a couple of days ago since i have been receiving notifications....
this morning i finally reopened my myspace too... and just a while ago i opened tagged... i noticed one thing, these sites got a new dress.. yeah, they got a new layout... they have improved as they say... admins of these sites are trying to improve the layout and the features, they probably know that people are busy in facebook.. lol... and oh, you can already link your shoutouts in tagged to facebook and twitter too..

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ano nga ba trabaho ng bise prisedente?

-> alam mo ba ano trabaho ng mga vice president?
> hindi, ano?
-> magdasal
> hahaha... magdasal na mamatay na ang presidente. para sila naman umupo..
- > OO, wla naman talaga silang trabaho kung di sila bigyan ng trabaho ng presidente..
> ahh kaya pala nung panahon ni Erap, nangunguna si Gloria sa rally... excited maupo... kaya din siguro hindi na tumakbo si noli... napagod kakaantay...

Aralm clock

My father got my seven year old niece a new alarm clock and she was showing it off to my mom.

CJ: mama, my new clock is called aRaLm clock.
Mom: No CJ, its an alarm clock
CJ: no its ARRRAAALLLLM clock.

It made me laugh, she insisted its an aralm clock, she was even having a hard time pronouncing the word ARALM.

Me: no, Cj its an ALARM clock.
Mom: its an ALARM clock CJ.
CJ: No, it’s an ARRRALM clock, because there is also music if you turn the photo frames.
She took the box and showed it to us.

what's with the new commercial of argentina

hahahahaha... now i get it... what's up with the new commercial of argentina corned beef...
its talking about the San Marino Corned Tuna...
WTF..

San Marino Corned tuna is claiming that the product taste like corned beef but has the nutrients of a tuna...

when i first saw that commercial of san marino, it made me laugh and realize, that's what argentina is talking about... and made me question, how come a tuna taste liike corned beef?!!!...

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corned tuna will never be corned beef

i know most of you guys have seen the latest commercial of Argentina Corned Beef with Boy Abunda comparing the corned tuna and the corned beef...

hello????!!!!!.. Corned beef and corned tuna will never taste the same... corned tuna isnt supposed to taste like corned beef....

Corned –adjective - marinated in brine, often containing garlic, peppercorns, cloves, etc.; preserved or cured with salt...

that is why its called corned tuna.. duh!...

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elementary classmates finder

while at the office and has nothing else to do...

Jane: (while trying to search for old friends through facebook), nakalimutan ko na mga pangalan ng elementary classmates ko ah..
Josie: nagsesearch ka sa facebook noh?.. ginawa ko din yan e... narealize ko nakalimutan ko na din mga names ng ibang clasmates ko... minsan nicknames na lang...
Jhun: (being the eldest) ay oo nga pala, salamat binigyan mo ako ng idea ng magagawa. hanapin ko din mga friends ko sa....


OBITUARY....




hahahaha.. adik ka talaga jhun...

AM/FM/PM

> Meron ba kayong phone na may AM?
> Wala po e. PM lang
> ahhh... puro FM lang.. FM lang

Casino, hindi perya

Ivan: Mangga, nakapag casino ka na bah?
Me: Hindi pa.
Ivan: Wow. try mo baka may beginner's luck ka.

Jhun: (butting in) ako mga tsong, nakapag casino na ako sa perya.. nakakatuwa....
Brian: hindi casino yun.. perya yun..

hahahaha... barado na naman c kuya Jhun.. ahihi

pontytail

recently, people have been asking me if i have a ponytail..
waaaaaaahhhhhhhh... are you insulting me?.. i am a human.. not a pony.. lol.. and we are not even in a magical world... hahahaha
and oh, cant you see?.. im wearing my hair down.. its not in ponytail... ok?... lol
anyway, they were actually just trying to borrow a hair scrunchy...

guys, you should know the difference between a ponytail and a hair scrunchy...

Ponytail is the hairstyle while scrunchy is the band to tie your hair... ;)

< this is the hair scrunchy



 
< this is the ponytail... its the hairstyle.. ;) 




 
oh come on... thanks to me you learn something new.. lol... peace... ;)

the line is choppy

my friend can barely hear his customer because the line was choppy..
he kept telling his customer to repeat what he said since the line was choppy until he said.

"Im sorry Mr. CX but the choppy is..."

we laughed and he then realized his mistake... put it on mute and laughed with us.. hahaha


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another friend of mine was telling the customer that the line is choppy... she pronounced it as chappy... my other friend who was seated beside her, corrected her pronounciation right then and there... whew.. that was just so mean... he said, " choppy kasi pag chappy, chupa=chups yun... " hahaha

Mr. Customer

this happened in my past company..

a friend of mine while talking with his customer suddenly said...

"thank you for patiently wating MR. CUSTOMER"


hahahah.. we were really laughing when we heard him said that..
instead of adressing the customer his last name, he addressed him as Mr. Customer..
and he had a loud voice... i guess his phone/headset volume was on max that's why he didnt noticed his loud voice... lol
hahaha.. i guess he was panicking and was too focus with the spiel.. toinkz...
and oh we were in our A-Bay/Nesting period that time...

halloween pictures

Scene 1: While walking inside Robinsons Galleria towards the dept store we passed by the Halloween display of Toys are Us with the sales person in his Halloween costume.

Me: Ate, I want a picture with Mr. Halloween Guy.
Sis: Ok ok, go. Oh no, you’re a Christian and you support Halloween.
Me: (laughing) yeah right, it’s a pagan celebration… but why did you take a picture of me inside that giant pumpkin in SM Makati yesterday?
Sis: Coz, it’s a fruit. (laughing)
Me: Yeah, and its not Halloween Guy right?... (laughing)

Scene 2: Inside Bestseller National Bookstore in Robinsons Galleria while waiting for my sister’s friend, the two of us were taking pictures of each other. I posed with the books then picked up WITCH.

Sis: Ahh, because I didn’t allow you to have a picture with the Halloween guy, you’d rather have a picture with WITCH..

(Both laughed)

borrowed words?

article = artikěl

uncle = ankěl

sparkle = sparkěl

google = googěl

single = singěl

these are just some english words that are commonly mispronounced by Tagalog speaking Pinoys...

two months ago, while hanging with a friend in Robinsons Galeria, my friend suddenly gave a comment about how the tagalog speaking pinoys pronounced these words and how he disagreed with it. it is just so wrong as what he said but he can do nothing but just follow it or he will sound funny...

actually i have noticed this a long long time ago... i believe most Visayans noticed how Tagalogs pronounced these words... we would actually laugh at it.. sorry, no offense meant here, ok?...
it just that during my PS days, i heard somebody talked in straight english but pronounced the word google as googěl... it actually rang into my ears... it gave a big question mark in my face... made me think what is so wrong with this guy?... hahahaha.. its just that its a little acceptable if he was talking in tagalog... oh come on, we're expected to pronounce it correctly coz we work in an industry where English is the only means of communication and also we are college graduates.. duh!... :D

neweiz, i noticed another thing why Visayans speak english well...

its because when Visayans utter english terms they think of it as an english word while Talagalogs, when they utter an english term (speacially those i mentioned above) they still think of it as another tagalog term.. borrowed words, i guess... lol


neweiz, here is another example to this....



i just think that it sound awkward... its I'm Sing-guhl not Im Sing-gěl.... duh!... lol

few things i hate in mIRC

I usually park in mIRC every time I feel bored with the net… when I have nothing else to check in my friendster and myspace… well, I just park in mIRC and wait if somebody will throw me a Hi!… hahaaha

Neweiz, I noticed a chatting pattern in mIRC..

Its like, first is the hi-hello thingy, then knowing the ASL.. then, asking if your still studying, knowing the course and what’s next?… “Do you have friendster?… or Got friendster?.. duh, this lines sometimes irritates me… I don’t know.. but we haven’t even talked a lot… then they already ask for friendster… we even havn’t got any topic… duh… and after getting each others friendster, nothing will come next…

And what irritates me more than this is some IRC people pm you and just ask for friendster… hello, im not collecting friends on my friendster list… I only add people I know… although I also add people I know from the net or mIRC, at least I know a few background of them.. hahaha…

Neweiz, I don’t really give my friendster account to people who are just collecting friends…

And to be honest… people who don’t know URL sometimes irritates me… there is one time that I was chatting in mIRC and this guy was asking my friendster so I gave him my URL… and he told me im a liar coz it wasn’t my friendster.. hahahah.. he copied my friendster URL and paste in the search box… hahahah… that was supposed to be ok, telling him to just click the URL isn’t hard but he was being mean… waaaaahhhhhh

Another thing that I hate in mIRC is the people who ask me if im still a virgin… HELLO!… of course I am.. im a Christian… I value virginity… and I believe that sex is gift from God for married couple… I don’t really tolerate those people… I hate it when, you already got a topic and suddenly the guy on the other end asks about sex… I don’t think it is polite… if it we were only talking face to face, I could have slapped those guys… and what irritates me more than that, are the people who pm you and ask for sex… HELLO again!… im in a community chatroom... we are not in cybersex chatroom/channel… neweiz, usually tell them that they got the wrong girl and then, ignore them…

And oh, I hate it when they ask me for topic… I don’t know.. why don’t they just let it flow… talk about anything… why I really hate it?.. its because usually when they ask you for topic, they meant the topic to be sex… I don’t really think it’s polite to ask about that… ask if you have tried it and if your still a virgin… (close ta? waaaahhh) we don’t even know each other… and you are asking me those things… I’ could have slapped you if we were talking face to face… I need respect.. ok?… again, Im a virgin.. Im a Christian and I value virginity… Sex is a God given gift for married couple only..

Actually im in mIRC right now… and yes, there goes the pattern again.. waaaaahhhh

note: this is from my friendster blog posted Feb 10, 2007