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Sunday, December 8, 2013

Drink Responsively

currently in RedHours with few of my friends, I just noticed they have wifi so I asked the attendant for the network key...

ME: May I have your network key?
ATTENDANT: drink responsively all in lower case:
ME: (Typing "drinkresponsively" for the password) i cant connect no matter how I try..

so she wrote it in a paper:

damn it!.. see what alcohol can do?

Saturday, November 23, 2013

6 Inches Dick for Sale

look what my roommate got. She got a dick as a present for their trainer's birthday.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Halo-Halo or Banana con Yelo?

Certifyd Maldita was craving for something cold and sweet, so we went to Razon’s Filipino Restaurant since her officemate have mentioned that they have real good Halo-Halo.

We ordered a meal and ordered the regular halo-halo with extra leche flan.

When it was served, I got confused. It didn’t look like halo-halo to me. I thought that maybe the waiter served us the order for another table. So, I innocently and confusingly asked,

Me: Excuse me, is this halo-halo or banana con yelo?
Waiter: Halo-halo maam.
Me: Huh?! So, what are the ingredients of your halo-halo?
Waiter: Banana, macapuno, milk, ice and leche flan                          

We got disappointed. It sounded and looked more like Banana con Yelo to us. It tasted good though, it tasted real good for a special banana con yelo. Seriously, the local snack house in our small town has way better halo-halo with more ingredients mixed for only 35php.  

Thursday, September 26, 2013

add me on FB

oooppsss.. i mean add gas from fb gasoline station... lol

who said fb means facebook?..

Monday, August 26, 2013

The Face With A Thousand Eyes

huWOW... facebook detected a face with this pineapple... I was just uploading photos from my Alma Mater's aniversary when i got this.. LOL..
It reminds me of the Filipino Folk Tale, Ang Alamat ng Pinya (The Legend of Pineapple)...

Monday, March 18, 2013

How Do You Pronounce Route?

I just recently noticed that some of my friends pronounce the word "Route" as rüt while I feel more comfortable pronouncing it as rat just like how I pronounce "router" (ra-tər). Consistency issue perhaps and besides, I use American English and have a neutral accent. I just discovered that rüt is a British English pronunciation while rat is American English Pronunciation. 

Bottom line, both are acceptable. Its just like with the argument of the pronunciation of tomato and potato.

so, how do you pronounce "Route"? 

Monday, February 20, 2012

Dear Pantene PH

Dear Pantene PH,

We dont throw away hair ponytails, we throw away hair  scrunchies..

ponytail is the hairstyle while the scrunchy is the band to tie your hair

Wednesday, September 7, 2011


So a lot of people believe in miracles.

Just today in the local news, there was this picture of a saint that was found one day with tears of blood from its eyes. A lot of people immediately visit the place, hoping that this "miracle" will heal there illness. A lot of people visit hoping that by merely rubbing their hands, they will be healed.

I dont believe in this thing, but If its crying doesnt it mean that its sad?. Specially its crying blood, it must be sad because people have become worldly. And instead of going there praying, asking for the forgiveness of sins, repenting, these people are there just asking for healing themselves. I wonder if this thought ever came to those devotee.

Im not saying that its bad to ask for healing. God said "ask and you shall recieve". But somehow, i feel that its being selfish to just go there expecting for instant healing and once healed go back to their old ways. tsktsktsk

Again, I dont believe in this thing. it was just a thought.

Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me".  John 14:6

Friday, January 14, 2011

your fb relationship status

do people really follow your relationship status?.. have you noticed that everytime you change relationship status in facebook, you can hoard comments.. lol..

try changing your relationship status in facebook even if its not for real and you will get a lot of comments..


Monday, December 6, 2010


while watching 'Just for Laughs Asia'

CJ: hahahaha.. pefidec
Me: What?!.. What's pefidec? Why pefidec?
CJ: their skeleton isnt scary..
Me: ahh.. pathetic.. lol

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