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Monday, April 7, 2008

NO summer in the Philippines

summer!... summer!... summer!...


Just noticed that a lot of Filipinos consider this time of the year as summer… yeah, summer is the warmest time of the year but hey, technically there is no summer in the Philippines…


In a tropical country like Philippines, there are only two seasons, the wet/rainy and dry/hot seasons...


Using temperature and rainfall as bases, the climate of the country can be divided into two major seasons: (1) the rainy season, from June to November; and (2) the dry season, from December to May. The dry season may be subdivided further into (a) the cool dry season, from December to February; and (b) the hot dry season, from March to May. (PAGASA)


While America (and other country) has four seasons, summer, winter, fall/autumn and spring… and oh, you should know that summer in America is from June to August (Northern Hemisphere) and December to February (Southern Hemisphere).


Conclusion: vacation time in the Philippines is not summer but hot dry season… ;)


And yeah, that’s the reason why I avoid the term summer… lol


(http://www.pagasa.dost.gov.ph/cab/climate.htm)

(use your search engine... lol)

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

one thing real idiots do in friendster

Here is a bulletin that is revolving around friendster.


Subject: 10 things idiot do in friendster

*ONE

there is NO SUCH THING as a friendster tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like

"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"

no, it doesnt.


(yeah right, the one who copied this from myspace just changed the word myspace to friendster. and yeah, there is no friendster tracker and no myspace tracker either. those profile who have posted this bulletin are hacked profile... and oh, in friendster there is a who's-viewed-me box if you just know how to use js codes...)


*TWO

To the people who have like 25,000 friends,and over 5 or even 10 or 20 account...!!!

are you serious?

You're stupid.

Go play in traffic.


(you're the one stupid, people in friendster cant have over 25,000 friends, there is a limit in friendster friends...
the first time i saw this bulletin i guess the limit was up to 1000 friends but now i guess its already 3000.)


*THREE

Don't ever post pictures and say

"OMG, I'm so ugly"

"OMG, I'm so fat"

because if you were, you wouldn't post them.

And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.


(ok, so this is applicable to both networking sites... )


*FOUR

Nobody cares about threats over the internet.

Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.

Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.


*FIVE

Quit crying coz you're not on someones top 8.

who cares?

ITS FRIENDSTER!!!

Stop bitching!!!


(lol... top 8?.. there are only 6 slots for top friends in friendster... )


*SIX

Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?

MOVE ON!!!

Don't send me another request or message asking

"what's up with you not adding me?"

I don't want you as a friend,

that's what's up!!!


(lol.. this can be applicable in friendster too...)


*SEVEN

Little 12 year olds who have Friendster and look like sluts, and act like whores

go somewhere else

because nobody wants you here.


(hahaha.. i havent really seen friendster profile like this.. but yeah, this usually happen in myspace... )


*EIGHT

If you have decided to read this,

you are a true Friendster Friend.

Real friends read their bulletins.


(for real?... lol)


*NINE

I say you go and pass this on

and maybe it will finally get through

people's brains


(shut up!.. check your brain first... haha)


*TEN

And if you open a bulletin and it says something like

"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight, or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom.."

QUIT BEING A DUMBASS.


(haha.. that’s a funny consequence… lol.. but yeah, i totally agree with this one though.. hahaha)


***This is a test to see how many

people

in your friends list

actually pay attention to you.

Repost this with..

"10 things idiots do on Friendster"


(haha..1 thing real idiots do in friendster is reposting this. waaaahhhhhhh)

p.s.

Yeah, there are some that are applicable in friendster but still this is from myspace… I’ve seen this bulletin in myspace and when I saw this in friendster I was like “hey!... what’s wrong with you?... you just transferred the myspace bulletin in friendster… lol

here is a piece of advice for all the people in friendster... dont just copy and paste bulletins.. check what you are posting... waaaaaahhhhhh



Thursday, March 13, 2008

Bb. Pilipinas

when i saw ruffa guttierez gave her comment to the Bb. Pilipas world about her poor english speaking skill it made me wonder what's wrong with her until i found a video of the Q&A portion of the BB. Pilipinas in youtube...

wtf. what is so wrong with her.. why did she even join the pageant?... lol

ruffa was right... she should practice her english speaking skill..

and she's a mass communication student?.. double wtf... waaaaahhhhh

uhmm, miss Janina

there is a big difference between P and F
Pamily = family
pirst = first
taf = top

so what if ur 17 and that was ur first time?..

you should have just joined Miss. Tipay or Miss "kalagkalag" wahahahahahaha...

ok so lets leave the english speaking skill and the grammatical errors she made...

what about the answer?.. she didnt make any sense and she didnt really gave the preferred answer to the question.. lol

Munting Miss U could answer that... lol

and oh, the way she talks?.. and her gestures?.. it looks like she's just talking with somebody in the street..

now, im wodering why she got the crown...


no offense meant here... we all have our opinions anyway...


Thursday, March 6, 2008

Kissing Scene Photos in friendster

on march 2, 2008 i posted about the four kinds of of photos people usually post in friendster... later i realized that i missed something.. there is a number 5 to the list.. and that is the "kissing scene" photo... yeah, i notice (and a friend of mine agreed) that more and more people who are in a relationship would take a picture of themselves kissing each other and post it in friendster... oh well, the world is getting liberated... lol

neweiz, i dont have a pic like that... im not yet a member to the "with-kissing-scene-photos club".. harhar... but just watch out, a bug might enter to my brain and i might post something like that.. harharharhar...

and oh, for those guys out there who have a kissing-scene photo in there friendster but the relationship is not yet legal to their parents, isusumbong ko kayo sa nanay ninyo... waaaaahhhhhh.. hahaha


P.S.
i didnt add this to my last post since this photos are only applicable to those people who are in a relationship...

Sunday, March 2, 2008

kinds of photos posted in friendster

well, i just noticed that there are a lot of people in friendster or myspace or any networking sites with photos taken in front of a mirror or worst, in a CR (eeeewwwww.. hahahaha). i guess there are four different kinds of pictures people in friendster usually love to take...

1. self portrait taken infront of a mirror...
my reason for taking a picture of myself infront of a mirror is because i can see how i look...

2. photo taken infront of a mirror inside a CR.
this usually happen, when we have just finished fixing ourselves... hahaha...

3. photo taken inside a CR
this was supposed to be a stolen shot.. but i was too quick to smile.. harhar

4. the "being there" photo


hey!.. we were there... harharhar




oh well, im one of them... harharhar...

anyway, what is worst with a picture taken inside the CR is when he/she is doing his/her thing... waaaaaahhhhhh.. talk about a total cam whore... hey guys!.. what's on your mind when you took a picture of yourselves inside the CR?... waaaahhh

Thursday, February 28, 2008

to the carolers

My friend Jomvi and I saw this post in a gate somewhere near our area. This is an announcement addressed to the carolers.

Translation: Announcement

Don't make fun of the song or else you won’t be given money.

You should sing nicely…


Hahaha.. Oh well, kids go caroling for the sake of money. They don’t mind if they have sang it nicely or not… Some kids don’t even know the real lyrics… or maybe they just make fun of the lyrics.

Hey, I love carolers… It reminds me of my childhood days, when I go caroling with my cousins… ;)


Anyway, I was actually supposed to post this entry before the Christmas eve of 2007… but I was so very busy ( I guess.. haha). Oh well, better VERY late than never…. : )


Sunday, December 16, 2007

misleading sign




yeah, it says buy 2 take 1... but its not really what it is...

that sign should read "buy 2 save 1000 php"
coz, if youll only buy a single unit, it will cost around 1, 800 php...
waaaaahhhhh...

the 1 who wrote it must be dumb or maybe it is intended to read that way to fool their costumers... tsk tsk tsk...

that is just so mean... waaaaaaaahhhhhhh



*model: Jomvi

Sunday, December 2, 2007

happy monthsary

when i first heard of the term MONTHSARY from a friend, there was a big question mark in my face... i wondered if there really is such a term...
so, when i saw mr. webster lying down in my bed one night, i remembered about the term monthsary. i asked him about the meaning of it but he doesn't know...

so i was like, hey there is no such term as monthsary... duh!...

i usually hear the term monthsary from the mouths of my friends.... so again i checked the term online... in the online dictionary but there is no meaning...
even MS Word doesn't recognize it... Mozilla firefox the web browser doesnt recognize it too...

oh well, i guess the term monthsary is short for month long anniversary... people love coining terms and shortening it... lol

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

useless sunscreen

i found this from a lotion

Get radiant white skin that glows healthy everyday...

yeah, it has UV protection... it has triple Sunscreen which helps prevent skin dullnes and dark spots caused by damaging UVA & UVB.. but there is a warning..
and the warning says: "keep away from sunlight exposure"

waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh... what is the use of the sunscreen?...
people use sunscreen to protect them from UV rays... it is expected that they're kinda exposed to sunlight with their lifestyle that's why they use sunscreen but that lotion warned its user to keep away from sunlight... duh!.. what an irony...

Monday, October 29, 2007

love is blind

i was just cleaning may yahoo mail box and went back to my old mails.. then i went across to this


Hello Sweet Heart
How r u
I think fine
Plz be fine Every day ok
Plz send ur photo

I just wanted to see u
I dont know how i fell in love with u without seeing u
thats love is blind
I think u will send a photo for me
plz
After i will send my photo to u
Bye
Take Care
Every Day
Sweet Dreams with lot of kissesss
bYE


Lol... this just made me laugh.... this is actually a mail from somebody i dont really know... i guess i met that guy from mirc coz i was used to chatting in mirc back when i was still in high school.. when i was still 13- 15.. duh!... lol

oh well, so that's the meaning of love is blind... loving a person you havn't really seen or met yet...

Welcome to the cyber world!....
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